• The Smudges

    Submitted by jeff s on 4/1/2010 7:46 AM

    I came into the kitchen and saw pancake batter in a bowl, freshly made. I also saw smudges all over the kitchen! I asked my son -- what are these smudges? He said -- I tasted the pancake batter. They are simply batter finger smudges. I was very suspicious!!! I tasted them -- they weren't batter finger smudges -- they were Butter finger smudges! He had laid lots of fingers on my Butterfingers!

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