• The Sneaky FingerBots

    Submitted by Natalie M on 4/1/2010 10:28 PM

    Just when you think your treat of the month is safe...zap! Your sneaky little yard monkeys, ages 15, 7, and 5 turn their new invention loose. They've managed to program the newly invented robot to ONLY grab things that resemble the size and shape of a candy bar. Well, after an extremely LONG day at teaching nineteen more little yard monkeys and of course, as I'm resting up for the evening venue...they point HER in the direction of MY BUTTERFINGER! And, with a flash "Bottie" zapped it up and beamed it to my anxiously awaiting children in their closet. Ugh...now what????

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