• The Squirrel and My Butterfinger

    Submitted by Stephen H on 4/1/2010 11:18 PM

    One day I was out working in the woods,when I returned to my workshop much to my surprise my Butterfinger was missing. I searched the area without any luck at all.Looking in my back yard I spotted a big fat squirrel lying on his back on the picnic table,on the ground lay the candy bar wrapper.I could tell by all the chocolate and peanut nuget on his face and feet,the squirrel had put up quite a struggle to stop the Butterfinger theif. As of this day it is still a mystery as to what really happened to my Butterfinger.

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