The Tragic Story Of The Missing Butterfinger
Submitted by catherine c on 4/1/2010 5:48 PM
They say you never truly know someone until you marry them. I used to laugh this off until.....someone laid a finger on my butter finger.
I had naively left it on the counter while I went outside to do rescue a neighbor's kitten from a tree. At much risk to myself, I climbed to the tip top of the tree and saved the little kitty.
When I came back into the house I saw that my Butterfinger was GONE. The only suspect was my husband who seemed unusually cheerful.
I tried to check his hands for chocolate but he quickly ran to the sink and washed them.
I want my Butterfinger.