• The Truth About Steven

    Submitted by Tanya B on 4/1/2010 8:39 AM

    Here I was, sitting on my couch and playing a video game when there's a knock at my door..I open the door and who is there? Steven. My old friend Steven. Well I invite him on in, and he proceeds to tell me about the woes of his now ex-girlfriend. I'm not really listening, though as I play my game while half-listening to Steven I realize..I need a Butterfinger. I just do. So, I get up to go to the cupboard to get two, and lo' and behold soon as I put one down on the table...he laid his finger on my Butterfinger. Tried to snatch it right up. This is a crime of epic proportions!

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