The almost missing butterfinger
Submitted by Anthony S on 4/1/2010 9:44 AM
I was sitting on the bus when a man with a large straw hat sat beside me. I took a book out of my purse and started reading. A slow motion beside me caught my eye, the man beside me was slowly reaching for the butterfinger hanging out of my purse. I slammed my book shut and smacked his finger with it just as they wrapped around the bar. "Let go of my butterfinger," I yelled. He jumped up and got off at the next stop while I bit into my delicious bar.