• The cow ate my butterfinger

    Submitted by Wendy S on 4/1/2010 7:03 PM

    It was horrible! I was attempting to feed my pet cow, Phillip, when my Butterfinger fell out of me shirt pocket and onto the ground. It almost looked like Phillip was smiling as he scooped up my poor defenseless candy bar and gulped it down, wrapper and all!

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