BUTTERFINGER® Bar Insurance

After a long day working at the fire dept, I went to the fridge, to find my chilled butterfinger to be missing. And after a quick sweep of the fire house and other firefighters, I determained the guilty party was not one of us. I decided to call in the police chief to investigate. I noticed that that when he came over to make a report, that I could smell the sweet smell of butterfinger on his breath. When I asked him about it, he denied having a butterfinger. I told him there was a easy way to prove it, and he preformed a breathalizer. He was found guilty of EAB (eating anothers butterfinger)