Submitted by Lara O on 4/1/2010 6:50 PM
I was waiting for the bus to get to work. As I in line to get on the bus, the man reached into my back pocket and stole my lunch. The Butterfinger bandit had struck again.
Think Nobody's Gonna Lay A Finger On YOUR BUTTERFINGER®? Well think again! Bar thefts are on the rise and it can happen to anyone-even YOU!
Tip # 7 The best offense is a full belly. Completely consume your BUTTERFINGER® before anyone realizes you have it.
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