The missing fingers of butter.
Submitted by Robert P on 4/1/2010 8:57 AM
My good friends at a transportation company heard Butterfingers were my favorite. They sent me a whole box of them, all for meeeee! I come back into work the next day and look in my desk. Half of them are gone! How could someone do such a devious thing! I tracked down the culprit who even had the audacity to hide them away!!! Butterfingers are like little bars of gold, my rage couldn't be contained! Butter fingers were re-acquired and devoured ASAP. Then all was well in the world again. Now they know better than to lay their dirty little fingers on my Butterfingers!