• The running of the lifeguard

    Submitted by Peter L on 4/1/2010 8:43 AM

    This happened a few summers ago while I was working as a lifeguard. Heading down to the beach, I put my bag on the lifeguard tower. Another lifeguard and I were setting up some equipment down by the shoreline. As we make our way back to the tower, what do I see? But my little brother rummaging through my bag, when he noticed I was walking towards him and he immediately jumped off with my butterfinger in hand! I began my pursuit, all the while he was screaming "I was looking for sun screen!". I caught up to him, pinned him to the ground, and said, " Nobody better lay finger on my butterfinger"

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