The story of the Lost Butterfinger
Submitted by Mark S on 4/1/2010 9:31 AM
On a dark stormy night, after a long day at work, I arrived home and went straight to the snack cabinet. I jumped back in horror after opening the cabinet door to find that the Butterfinger I had craved all day was missing. I searched long and hard all throughout the house to no avail. In a panic I started to tear up the house, turning over my mattress and couch cushions, but still it was nowhere to be found. Finally I resorted to checking the trash can...where I found only my Butterfinger wrapper, and then I remembered...I ate it yesterday.