• The tale of the sticky fingered toddler...

    Submitted by Jim W on 4/1/2010 5:31 AM

    It's 7 am on a Saturday and I am awakened by my 2 1/2 year old son. Now normally a sweet good morning kiss is a great way to start the day, but this time his breath smelled somehow sweeter, chocolatier, peanut butterier... As the fog began lifting from my sleep befuddled brain I noticed that my toddler had a mustache. A chocolate mustache! Not only that, but his hands were sticking to my face... Sweetness turned to sorrow as I realized that he had indeed, laid a finger on my Butterfinger.

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