There once was a man in your garbage bucket
Submitted by Torin W on 4/1/2010 9:56 AM
I was running my local video store one day, and a customer told me he saw someone hiding in my trash bin out back. Slightly disgrutled, I went out back to check. There was no man there, but there was a Butterfinger wrapper among others that I have eaten during my shifts. Realizing that I left the customer in the store alone. I sprinted back to see him running across the street and jump into the river where a local fishing boat was waiting, hand full of my Butterfinger. Luckily I had a friend training river dolphins right there, so I races it to the boa and managed to retreive the candy bars.