• Theviery

    Submitted by Jim H on 4/1/2010 7:25 AM

    Well I bought a butterfinger downtown at a local luncheonette. Got back into car and realized left my keys back inside on counter. Told my wife I would be right back and put butterfinger on seat of car. When I returned the butterfinger was gone. My wife claims she has no idea what happened. Yeah Right ! I returned to store and bought another ButterFinger ! The End .

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