• Thivery!

    Submitted by Joe W on 4/1/2010 9:45 AM

    So im walkin down the street and this guy just strolls up to me like he knows me, and snatches my Butterfinger! I chase him and corner him into a jungle gym, and then we Thunderdome it in the playground - i use everything, throw sand in his face, throw my elbows, everything. After 15 minutes im finally victorious, but then, when i go to enjoy my Butterfinger, it was all smashed! The Anguish!

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