Three fingered man
Submitted by Dan B on 4/1/2010 10:00 AM
There was a man, as you do know.
Who had two fingers, and one toe.
He walked around with jealous eyes.
He kept his fingers in disguise.
He swipes at you with what he can.
Stealing butterfingers is his plan.
Keep butterfingers under lock and key.
He stole mine, now his count three.