Time Traveling Candy Thief from the Future!
Submitted by Eric F on 4/1/2010 7:37 AM
My crazy uncle and his crazy inventions. He had just developed his masterpiece. A time traveling candy machine. Just deposit your money, select B4 (the only slot filled with yummy Butterfingers)and you will magically transported to any time period you wish). Under my uncles guidance, I did just that, deposited my money, selected B4, and watched my candy bar fall to the dispensing door. Just as I was to reach in and grab my reward, the candy machine vanished with a whoosh. "Whoops" my uncle exclaimed. "It seems I developed a Time Traveling Candy Thief, by accident". I was unimpressed and hungry