• Toddled away

    Submitted by Chris Q on 4/1/2010 9:57 AM

    A few days ago my son needed his diaper changed. So i put down my butterfinger and commenced to do my duty as a loving father. As soon as I got him cleaned up and was just about to put his diaper on he turned into a little ninja and did a perfect escape roll and jumped up, naked, running for my butterfinger. Naturally I was in shock at his lightning fast moves I sat there, frozen, I saw my son, grab the butterfinger off the end table and proceed to stick the entire thing in his mouth,(did I mention that this particular day I was enjoying a bite sized candy bar, gotta watch my weight and all).

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