Submitted by Lawrence H on 4/1/2010 4:07 AM
I'm suing you because your product is too good tasting & if it wasn't I might have one in front of me right now instead of a wrapper !
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Tip # 2 Avoid attracting the attention of potential thieves. When snacking, try not to make loud crunching noises or yummy sounds.
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