• Velociraptor

    Submitted by Lucas C on 4/1/2010 6:47 AM

    I was on an exotic safari in the West Indies, and had been out in the jungle for 13 days. Having run out of food on the 7th day, I was getting very hungry. Then I realized I had stashed a Butterfinger bar in my cargo pocket. I pulled it out, took a deep breath smelling the buttery goodness. I slowly peeled back the wrapper like a banana, savoring the thought of my first bite. As I gazed lovingly into my life-saving Butterfinger, a wild carnivorous Velociraptor lept from nowhere. And with precision, swiped the Butterfinger right from my hand!

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