Vending Machine Tragedy
Submitted by Joy W on 4/1/2010 9:41 AM
I walked to the vending machine with a craving for Butterfinger. I put in my money, pressed the buttons, and waited for the bar to drop. As commonly expected, my Butterfinger bar got stuck and didn't drop. Since I was out of change, I walked back to my desk for more change. After all, there were still two bars left in the machine, counting mine, so I figured I would just buy a second bar so that my first would drop with it.
Imagine my horror when I got back to the vending machine and saw that both bars were missing. Somebody swiped my Butterfinger!