What the... BUTTERFINGER!
Submitted by Forest E on 4/1/2010 9:37 AM
I had just purchased the glorious butterfinger from my local grocery store when on the way to my car a pirate ran by and grabbed it straight out of my hands! luckily I had taken ninja training last year and always wear ninja garb under my street clothes. I bust out in full ninja clothes and begin to pursue my butterfinger. When I catch up to the pirate all of his shipmates have come to help him. I try taking them down with my ninja skills but they are just to many of them, and one of them has a cannon! sadly I am forced to retreat as they have stolen my butterfinger booty.