• Who Fingered My Butterfinger?

    Submitted by deborah h on 4/1/2010 8:39 AM

    It was a foggy afternoon, my head was centered around my butterfinger. Thoughts of that of that chocolate coating and that buttery crunch filling my head. I decided to plung in and enjoy that great taste. I reached my favorite hidding spot for my butterfinger, to my great shock it was missing? Like a game of clue I search high and low interigating each suspect...even the cat and dog went under interigation. As I reached my last suspect a 2 year old sound asleep in a chair, I noticed a familuar chocolate ring around his lips, Was he truely the calprate? I am sure he will never tell.

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