• Who's the thief?

    Submitted by Grace M on 4/1/2010 7:00 PM

    I don't know how it happened (crunch!). But, I looked (crunch!) and part of my Butterfinger was gone. Am I losing my mind? (Crunch! Swallow!) Now, half is gone! Who is the thief? (Crunch!) Wait! I'm not getting the full benefit of my Butterfinger. (Crunch!) Wah! Look who's crying now! All of my Butterfinger is gone! Please help out a girl and give me my guilty amazing buttery peanutty pleasure back. Ahhh! I'm waiting for the moment the Butterfinger is in my hands.

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