• Why do I need to be the best son ever

    Submitted by Daniel S on 4/1/2010 9:15 AM

    I just came back from the store with my brand new king size butterfinger. I leave the candybar on the desk in my bedroom. I go out that night. The next morning when I wake up my butterfinger is gone. I ask my mom and she has no idea what could have happened with it. I find my dad to see if he knew anything. I told him it was in my room on my desk. He then says, "I know, thanks you're the best son ever." Next time I'm putting my butterfinger in a lock safe.

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