Wife Snatched
Submitted by Ryan W on 4/1/2010 9:45 AM
After returning home from a local store,with my favorite candy bar, a B.F., I had 2 run 2 the bathroom.Not wanting 2 get 2 "bathroom germs" on the candy bar, I left my B.F. on my kitchen counter.After washing my hand, for 15 seconds with soap, ensuring that no bathroom germs would could between my mouth and my precious B.F., I walked out of the restroom to find just an empty B.F. wrapper.I yelled to my wife,where is my B.F.She said she didn't know.Then I asked her another question & saw chocolate between her teeth.My BF was stolen by my wife & she got to enjoy a party in the mouth from MY BF!