• Wife on a Diet (I mean Life Style Change)

    Submitted by Hattim R on 4/1/2010 9:01 AM

    Recently my wife went on a Diet (I mean life style change). So she cleaned house. When the wife is on a diet, it means I am on a Diet. So I had some mini Butterfingers stashed away in the bread box. (What else would be in a bread box?) I caught her taking one of them! I grabbed it and said, I'm helping your diet. Keep you finger off my Butterfinger.

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