Woe is Me
Submitted by John G on 4/1/2010 10:49 PM
Oh, woe is me. I managed to make it through one of the worst Thursdays of my life-I was late for work, forgot my homework and lost ten dollars on the way to school!-but I kept a brave face as I knew I had a golden bar of pure joy waiting for me at home. Finally, exhausted and wearied from my trials, i rushed through the door in a flurry, and yanked open my kitchen cabinet. Alas, the Crispity-Crunchity Butterfinger was gone! In its place was a note, as cruel as any I've ever seen. I looked on the page with uncomprehending eyes, it could not be...The note only had two words. April Fools...