• Women can't be trusted with chocolate

    Submitted by Kevin M on 4/1/2010 8:06 AM

    So I bought a butterfinger at the local drug store, you know one of those impulse buys while your standing in line, I'm sure we've all had them. So I bring it home not expecting it to disappear any time soon, so I placed it in the cabinet where we store all the other treats. I fully expected to take it to work the next day with my lunch, however the next morning I went it to grab it and it was gone. There are only myself, my wife, and my daughter in the house so I think the crumb snatcher was obviously female. Though I can't prove it all signs point in that direction.

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