Yellow Gold
Submitted by Paul M on 4/1/2010 9:06 AM
It was a strange day when I opened the drawer and pulled out my Butterfinger. A strange rumor had been going around. Someone had brought millions of dollars of gold across the border by forming it into bars covered with chocolate and sealing them in Butterfinger wrappers. Each one was worth over $5,000. I hoped it was true and that I had gotten some by accident. I had a drawer full. Slowly I peeled the wrapper My heart fluttered. Was it excitement or caffeine? Carefully, to protect my teeth, I bit down. It was! It had a solid center! My luck had turned. Life was good. Butterfinger ruled!