• You'll never find us.

    Submitted by Greg H on 4/1/2010 8:19 PM

    After a long day at work I'm excited to reward myself at home with a Butterfinger. When I get home, the crispety, crunchety snack I have been craving is GONE and my leading suspects are no where to be found - my 4 year old and my 2 year old. I yell out, "Who took my Butterfinger?!?" No response - but a faint giggling can be heard. "I'm going to find the person that took my Butterfinger!" More giggling. My four year old then responds, "You can't find us, we're hiding!!!" My two year old chimes in, "Yeah... you can't find us hiding under the table!" Case closed.

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