• Zombie Apocalypse

    Submitted by Kristopher J on 4/1/2010 7:11 AM

    It was starting to get dark as the sun was setting, and I had secured a nice hiding spot to spend the night, hoping that the zombies wouldn't find me as I slept. I rolled out my sleeping bag and got in to keep warm and all of the sudden I heard movement in the distance and a strong stench of rotting flesh filled the air. They had found me! I grabbed my weapon and flashlight, pointing it towards the noise as a lumbering zombie jumped from the darkness, grabbed my butterfinger bar and ran off into the darkness. Drats! How could I ever sleep now without my butterfinger?

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