• a tragic winter story

    Submitted by laurel s on 4/1/2010 7:12 PM

    one winter afternoon i sat down to enjoy the one true love in my life,my butterfinger,when the doorbell rang. i got up for one minute to answer the door and when i returned my beloved was gone. i looked high and low to no avail. when all of a sudden my untrusting husband walked in and leaned down to kiss me and all i could smell was the sweet taste of my beloved butterfinger. now i never leave my love unattended at any time. as for the husband, he can only get a taste for marshmallows.

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