• alien abduction

    Submitted by Brandi W on 4/1/2010 9:10 AM

    So I was checking my facebook status early this morning, planning to eat my Butterfinger for breakfast. Suddenly, as I reached over to grab my candy I saw it begin to transform. I heard a voice telling me that I must hand over the treasure or my life. The voice went on to say that they had traveled a long distance in search of such a wonderful find. Before I could make my mind up, my Butterfinger was beamed aboard their ship!

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