• butter love

    Submitted by shamar g on 4/1/2010 8:11 PM

    I was walking with my butterfingers in my pocket. Someone in a bear costume sneaked up behind me and tried to grab my butterfingers out of my pocket. Me and the person in the bear costume fought over the butterfingers. i punched the bear in the face, knocking the bears head off reviling a very pretty girl. While i was in shock she punched me in the face, knocking me out. When i woke up she was setting on the ground next to me, with a half of butterfingers in her hand. She handed it to me and gave me a kiss on the cheeks and then she said "do you want to go out some time," and i said "yes".

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