BUTTERFINGER® Bar Insurance

I lived a simple life in a simple town, that is until the butterfinger bandit came onto the scene. It started slow, a butterfinger would turn up missing every now and then, but it never seldom enough that I wouldn't think much of it. Then it seemed to happen more often until finally I was every butterfinger I ever took my eyes off of. I just want to eat my butterfinger in peace. I reminisce of the days before the butterfinger bandit. Funny thing is the butterfinger bandit seemed to come to the scene around the same time I married my sweet innocent wife. Now that I think of it............