case of the 5 fingered butterfinger
Submitted by Ameera A on 4/1/2010 9:22 AM
was walking down the street and came across a man that looked homeless. He asked if i had any change but all i told him was that i had a butterfinger. He whipped out a bar of gold and smacked me on the head with it, stealing my butterfinger and leaving the bar of gold.
I was so unhappy that i chased after him when i came-to, but was unable to catch him. I went home barless. I came to find out later that it was a multi-millionaire that was bent on having every last butterfinger bar in the world.