• chupakabre

    Submitted by brian b on 4/1/2010 8:43 AM

    I awoke in the middle of the night to a sound of chickens in histaric state. I grab a flash light run outside to see what is a matter. I've been fooled it was a distraction. There is a tape casset player with recorded chicken noises. I also realize I don't own chickens. I run inside the house to check on my butter finger by my night stand and then thats when i see the Legendary Chupakabre Eating my butter finger. I yell HEY Don't... and he jumps out the window.

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