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    Submitted by michael k on 4/1/2010 7:20 AM

    I Was down on the farm milking Bertha the family cow while eating my butterfinger when out of no where Bertha ate it. Lets just say we had steak for dinner that night. Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger.

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