• death by chocolate

    Submitted by Camille W on 4/1/2010 6:54 PM

    It was late. I could feel my blood getting thinner, stickier, colder perhaps. Was I getting attacked by a vampire? No. Someone had laid their finger on my butterfinger and it was gone. No trace. No explanation. My prognosis was dim. Until one day a hero came to replace that stollen bar. And the day was sunny again. Thank you.

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