dog thief
Submitted by jeff b on 4/1/2010 7:13 PM
i was unwrapping my butterfinger and about to enjoy it when the phone wrang. not thinking, i set it on the coffee table and ran for the phone. i was expecting an important call which turned out to be a telemarketer. i hung up an went to devour my tasty candy bar but it was gone. so was my dog. i found him and the empty wrapper under the bed. good thing i had another butterfinger stashed away.