• got fingered

    Submitted by john j on 4/1/2010 7:05 PM

    i caught my spouse eating a sweet smelling snack. she seemed so happy i new something wasn't quite right. i gave her a kiss and couldn't help but notice how good her breath smelled. that's when i noticed my butterfinger bar was no longer on the kitchen counter. there was only one thing to do. i tickle the truth out of her. after about two minutes of pure, gut busting laughter she gave up the goods. only half a bar remained, but half is butter than none!

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