• inner child

    Submitted by katie k on 4/1/2010 8:46 AM

    I bought a BUTTERFINGER candy bar at the candy store the other day..i was walking down the street to go home with it and couldn't wait to get it in the freezer(cause i like to eat them frozen)when out of nowhere the inner child in me came out took the BUTTERFINGER and ran with it....OMG i yelled my BUTTERFINGER, i chased my inner child but they got away!!! UGGGHHH..I turned around and went home only to find my front door open and chocolate on the doorknob..with an empty BUTTERFINGER wrapper in my hand...hmmmm...NO ONE LAYS A FINGER ON MY BUTTERFINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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