• joy to the kids

    Submitted by Kenneth R on 4/1/2010 8:54 AM

    I think my wife took our marriage vows to mean what is mine is mine and what is yours is mine. Anyway, she tried to lay a finger on my Butterfinger bar the other night, and that just crossed a line. We finally agreed to share the one bar, but she was going to have to replinish our stash the next day. Now we are both loving our own bars every night!

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