• missing - beloved candy bar

    Submitted by Tracie H on 4/1/2010 7:05 PM

    Location: My office Time: today Suspects: Everyone 12:59 pm - purchased Butterfinger candy bar 1:05 pm - came back from lunch, placed Butterfinger on desk 2:00 pm - Butterfinger time 2:00 pm - Discovered Butterfiner is missing 2:01 pm - No one admits to taking butterfinger 2:15 pm - Discovered chocolate, peanut buttery yellow wrapper in communal trash bin 2:16 pm - all suspects gathered and questioned 2:20 pm - Butterfinger incident filed as unsolved 5:00 pm - bought large bag of Butterfinger on the way home to make up for loss 6:08 pm - in Butterfinger heaven

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