missing butterfinger suspicions
Submitted by Maria H on 4/1/2010 9:04 AM
i had a butterfinger. i laid it on the counter as the doorbell rang. a strage man in a fake moustache was at the door and babbled aimlessly about my cable service. I do not have cable service. i heard a large crash in my kitchen. I slammed the front door and ran into the kitchen only to see my beloved butterfinger missing and the kitchen windown smashed in. tires squealed and i saw a strange van pull away from my house. i had been duped.