BUTTERFINGER® Bar Insurance

i love butterfingers and one day i bought one and i was ready to eat it but when i got home and i waled into the door my wife was there and she said did you get anything from the store and i said yes i pulled out that golden bar and she grabbed it and opened it right away and ate it so fast in front of me that i almost cried and i got mad so i left went to the store and got another one and ate it right there in my car so she couldnt get it that time so now i know what to do and you better not lay a finger on my butter finger or ill come after you and take all of your cutterfingers that you hav