• pb runs through my veins

    Submitted by Jamie D on 4/1/2010 1:09 PM

    One day I was Out for a walk and This lady walked up to me and snatched my butterfinger! I ran after her for about a mile and by that time she had eaten the WHOLE thing! I told her that she was a bad lady and she apologized. Then she bought me some balloons. It turned out to be a good day!

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