Submitted by kornelia h on 4/1/2010 9:17 AM
I was eating a Butterfinger, and had to use the restroom. Just as I got to the toilet, my Butterfinger fell in, I had been holding it in my mouth,. Alas ! My bar was gone ! Drowned in the toilet !
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